Thank you for being an honored member of the Mail Snail Review Committee!

If you have found this secret page that my fren, Website, created, that means your Mail Snail Candidate has made his or her delivery! Happy day! Or … hopefully it was a happy day. Please give an honest review of your snail on the provided form. The art world depends on you.

Your Name

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Who was your Mail Snail Candidate?

How would you rate your snail's speed of delivery?

How would you rate your snail's demeanor?

Did your snail make awkward/painful chit chat?

Would you use this Mail Snail Candidate for another delivery?

Did your snail do anything special to make your day? Or do anything horrible worth mentioning?