Welcome to my dog’s website.

If you’re on this page, it’s probably because you have a passion for fantasy literature and/or crowdfunding.

(If that doesn’t describe you, then none of this will make sense. I would explain, but it’s more fun to let you figure it out through context clues. You can do it — I’m rooting for you.

But seriously, if you are truly interested, here is the link to my Kickstarter, which only makes sense in the context of THIS Kickstarter, and really only appeals to a small subset of people … so, if you get into it and it’s just not your thing, just stop. Really. It’s fine.)

My dog graciously allowed me to commandeer space on his website to provide a solution to the strangely popular bookmarks.

If you are not one of the first 25 backers blessed with the gift of a free bookmark, you can now get one below for the low cost of making sure I don’t lose money from my own Kickstarter.

You can also get some other stuff. Because, why not?

DOOMSTARTER

1st Edition, Gold Foil, Signed + Numbered Doomstarter Bookmark Set of 2
$2.50
sold out
Add To Cart
2nd Edition Doomstarter Bookmarks Set of 2
$1.75
Add To Cart
Doomstarter SUPER VALUE PACK
from $28.92
Add To Cart
Puppet Theatre
$3.97
Add To Cart
Rehearsal Boat
from $4.13
sold out
Add To Cart
 

MORE THINGS!

You can also get things that I do not make myself at the Doomstarter Shurts and Stuff store on TeePublic, where I make an 11% margin on each sale.

You can get tote bags, shirts, sweatshirts, baby onsies, stickers, mugs, pillows, and pins.

Thanks to all of you who have ordered merch on TeePublic already. My small profits there have almost covered the cost of all the merch that I have shamelessly bought for myself and my friends.

 

These are the 3 designs you can get: Dream Creature, A Very Nice Cat Drawing (with Brandon Sanderson quote), Project we Lub Badge

 

Digital Wallpapers!

 

You earned them!! Way to unlock the stretchiest of stretch goals.

There are two versions of each phone design that you can scroll through — SHORT phone and TALL phone — as well as one desktop wallpaper below. When in doubt, just try one out and see if it fits. Enjoy!!

SHORT Phone Number 2

SHORT Phone Number 2

TALL Phone Number 2

TALL Phone Number 2

SHORT Phone Cat

SHORT Phone Cat

TALL Phone Cat

TALL Phone Cat

SHORT Phone Number 6

SHORT Phone Number 6

TALL Phone Number 6

TALL Phone Number 6

SHORT Phone Number 9

SHORT Phone Number 9

TALL Phone Number 9

TALL Phone Number 9

SHORT Phone Number 13

SHORT Phone Number 13

TALL Phone Number 13

TALL Phone Number 13

Desktop Background “Feedin Mah Fish”

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